Mpreg Meme

[weirdlet]

I'd intended to toss one of these out there someday, only to find I was not alone, and held off to enjoy the others^^  So- if it please you, toss me a pairing/person and a prompt, and I'll see what I can cook up.  Avatar fandom only, please, although if it's something I recognize I'll see what I can come up with.

Let's say two prompts per person, promise of one ficbit.

Don't be shy, it's all in good cracky fun!


(Standard warning about not being superfast applies.)

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Re: Ozai/Zuko, This Shouldn't Happen (3/4)

[weirdlet.livejournal.com]

There was an inquest among the sages, the senior members who had guarded the temple destroyed at last by Roku’s vengeful spirit, and those in the palace who had aided Ozai in his mad ventures. The former Firelord had, of course, ordered the research destroyed, but from what the sages could tell him, Zuko could piece together the idea.

At the end of it, he could only curse the sun, the stars, and all those ancient emperors and kings who wished so desperately for immortality that they stole its secrets and found ways to bend their own abilities to the task.

At least he knew why Ozai had ordered such a mad scheme as burning down the Earth Kingdom when its prize jewels were already in his hands. What was a world of broken cities and bitter ashes, when you could stride it as a living god, and simply outlast the damage, sustained by such terrible sacrifice?

While his son went quietly mad trying to find a solution, to even understand what the effects of his father’s scheme would be, Ozai himself was apparently content to wait it out in his cell. The guard on him was doubled, which had no effect but to make him laugh. The sages had claimed that the ritual was incomplete, that without the conflagration of nearly the whole of the world, the Phoenix King’s plan to reincarnate himself into an eternal spirit of flame would simply fail.

And yet, the- child, or stone, or egg grew slowly, and Zuko hated to visit, hated to see that smug glint in his father’s eye or the way he caressed his abdomen.

Whether his bid for immortality was successful or not, the Phoenix King remained triumphant in his own mind.

…

Eight months after his coronation, Firelord Zuko sends discreet envoys to the university of Ba Sing Se, to the secretive outpost of the Sun Warrior civilization, even to the spirit world by way of ritual prayer and begging of his friend the Avatar.

…

Nine months after, he waits anxiously, only to find that the consensus is that Things are in motion, and that Ozai would have to simply be let go to his natural conclusion, whatever that might be. Zuko finds that his father’s smiles have slipped, and now, though he tries to hide it, worry has creased his face as he grows larger.

He wonders if that is a good thing, or a very bad one.

…

Re: Ozai/Zuko, This Shouldn't Happen (4/4)

[weirdlet.livejournal.com]

In the tenth month after he becomes so, the young Firelord is called frantically into his father’s cell, where guards and those sages he knows to be loyal have watched night and day for signs of change.

Change has come.

The once- Phoenix-King lies where his pains have tossed him, crouched low like an animal and fighting not to make noise like one. He is flushed and feverish, or perhaps it is the room that grows hot even as he himself goes pale and gasping.

He growls at the sight of his son, and even louder when Zuko orders the room cleared, only to cut off as a cramp ripples through him, vicious and hard.

“You wrought this on yourself,” his son says, voice small and flat. Ozai knows it, too late he knows it. There are things he would say, cunning words and the kind of despairing laughter that cuts both ways- but he cannot bring them forth. Only when the pain passes does he collapse on his mat, gasping after breath.

“Is this how you meant to live forever?” Zuko asks, looking down through the bars at the looming monster that has once more shown itself only to be a fool mortal man.

“I- I cannot abandon this flesh- your Avatar wrought better than he knew-!” Ozai grits out.

He is dying. They both know it. His body will tear itself apart trying to birth what it should never have carried, a too-mortal remnant of a failed attempt to gain immortality. The egg’s power that he had thought he might tap- he contains it, but without his bending he cannot touch it, nor bring it forth to free his spirit from its prison.

The next pain hits, and Ozai screams.

Zuko watches his father’s spine arc, his swollen belly straining horrifically. He reaches through the bars for the grasping hand that scrabbles at the stone, because that’s just what you do. The older man clings to him, willing to hold even to his despised son in this fatal hour.

Never in his life has Ozai asked for mercy.

Now he pleads for it.

And Zuko- being himself, and not the man his father sought to raise- grits his teeth, and gives it to him.

…

When the embers have died down at last, there is an egg in the ashes. It is warm to touch, and glows like amber around its shadowed center. The sages swarm the room and inspect it in every way short of cracking it open, seeking its spiritual significance and if it must or must not be purified with flame.

Zuko stands aside, cinders smudged on his hands, his face as he stares at the ground. He stays that way until the senior sage places the egg (it is heavy, and warm, so warm he can feel it through his clothing) in his arms, and the rest of them begin funerary rituals to lay to rest the spirit of one who dies in childbirth, to keep them from haunting.

He feels the pulse of flame below the surface, and it is neither malevolent nor shiningly holy- it is simply alive.

He wonders if he should shatter it, or place it far below in a vault, or simply hold it close and see what hatches.

Re: Ozai/Zuko, This Shouldn't Happen (4/4)

[floranna.livejournal.com]

I need my brain back, thankyouverymuch.

Wow. WOW. Completely different I expected and in a really frakking GOOD way.

Aafgdgjk.

Re: Ozai/Zuko, This Shouldn't Happen (4/4)

[weirdlet.livejournal.com]

But I had a place picked out for it an' everything! Oh very well... *dusts it off*

I'm so glad you liked it^^ That's one I've been *wanting* to do.

Re: Ozai/Zuko, This Shouldn't Happen (4/4)

[floranna.livejournal.com]

Thank you. *puts it back to it's place*

At first I was like: Oh shit, I meant Zuko preggers (very surprising, coming from me) but then I read along and I was flabbergasted. It was so bloody good!

Re: Ozai/Zuko, This Shouldn't Happen (4/4)

[weirdlet.livejournal.com]

^^ I know, and I felt a little guilty deliberately misinterpreting when I know that it's the way you generally mean things, but this is what stuck in my head.

Re: Ozai/Zuko, This Shouldn't Happen (4/4)

[floranna.livejournal.com]

Don't feel guilty, you have no need for that.

Re: Ozai/Zuko, This Shouldn't Happen (4/4)

[weirdlet.livejournal.com]

*nod* Anyway- I'm really glad you enjoyed it^^