weirdlet

Heavens to Betsy and Murgatroyd. My ‘To-Do’ list, as ganked from Suzukiblu whilst wandering the internet at far too late/early an hour.

“Wanting to do a hottie (or ten) shouldn't be shameful! Post your own top ten would-do list, and what you'd do with them. 10 is the most-wanted, yo. GET TO IT!”

1. Firelord Ozai (Oh, throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me- arms bound, and honey trickling over the Imperial abs)

2. Damn. A lot of the Avatar adult male cast and many of the female, but mostly in a ‘watch you play with others’ fashion.

3. I should like to give my oath of fealty to Queen Latifah, circa Matron Mama Morton, an’ it please her, to do as she bids.

4. Timmorn Yellow-eyes (run wild and catch me, baby- Recognize me?)

5. Lurtz (and here’s where the statutory comes in- as presented in the film, he’s a little too ‘freshly-decanted-genetic-experiment’ for me, but he’s a good representation of my general crush on orcs. My what-to-do? Ravage.)

6. The Predator alien. Hunting season’s over- mating season’s just beginning…

7. Something about Jennifer Connelly as Sara and Jareth- the matched set- just makes me salivate. Something that would start out innocent, exploratory kisses and go into wild, far-flung territory that you’d never expect.

8. Prince Nuada (“Let’s you and me solve this us-vs-them debacle by hauling off and making babies together.” I never said my hindbrain was very good at self-preservation, just very opportunistic about interesting-looking fellas)

9. Young Axl and Young Slash as a team. First- Slash with Axl up against the wall, and shutting him up for a while. Then- then there shall be learning experiences…

10. O fevered imaginings of a tall, long-haired, weird-tolerant geeky fellow, with interest in physical combat, appreciation for cats, dogs, rock’n’roll and home-cooking, bad-boy looks and good-boy manners, a voice like Val Kilmer’s Doc Holiday minus the lunger cough and a willingness to be dressed up and dragged to cons- to this hopefully-someday-fellow I have but one thing to say. Baby, talk nerdy to me.