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Mpreg Meme
I'd intended to toss one of these out there someday, only to find I was not alone, and held off to enjoy the others^^ So- if it please you, toss me a pairing/person and a prompt, and I'll see what I can cook up. Avatar fandom only, please, although if it's something I recognize I'll see what I can come up with.
Let's say two prompts per person, promise of one ficbit.
Don't be shy, it's all in good cracky fun!
(Standard warning about not being superfast applies.)
Let's say two prompts per person, promise of one ficbit.
Don't be shy, it's all in good cracky fun!
(Standard warning about not being superfast applies.)
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Bato/Hakoda; "When you sire two children, you can't help but be shocked there's one inside you." Hakoda is the 'mother', since he was a stud in the other m-preg memes.
Aang/Zuko with implied Aang/Zuko/Mai; "Everyone thought Aang had the flu and Mai had morning sickness, everyone was wrong." Zuko needs to stop being the mother, even if Aang doms and often tops.
Bato/Hakoda, Because Hakoda is a Stud in the other memes.
No matter, done is done. The usual way the stories go, is the man goes into his home and takes the part of a wife, and no one says otherwise until the baby’s on solids and the man returns, as if from a long voyage. But Hakoda is chief, and there’s so much to do, rebuilding his village, his family, his tribe- and Bato is briefly amused by the idea, but wouldn’t ask that of his leader and lover.
So he wears a heavy parka, and directs the work, and flows around the strange looks and appalled glances from his Northern brothers. They’re on his ice-floe, and they can like it or swim home. Sokka is managing to be equal parts in denial and utterly supportive; Katara is shocked and curious when she’s home from her voyages, and it’s very strange to have his daughter lay glowing hands on him, to reassure him that everything’s alright.
Hakoda keeps up the calm, steady face of a father and a leader, answers or denies questions with a smile, and goes home to his tent every night (the fancy meeting-hall the waterbenders are building is nice, but it’s not the chief’s home yet).
It’s then, with Bato laying warm beside him and his shirt off, that he lets himself look on in surprise. In the terror of a new father who’s sure he’s forgotten all he knows about babies in the last fifteen years. In love, cradling the rich future close and kicking inside of him. In mourning, missing Kya and wondering if this is how she felt carrying their first children, so round in his arms instead of him round in Bato’s.
A fire-scarred hand rests over his belly, and the shock eases, as it always does. In this hour, between the dying embers and the dawn, Hakoda can feel those doubts-
And let them flow away, sure and steady as the tides.
Re: Bato/Hakoda, Because Hakoda is a Stud in the other memes.
A fire-scarred hand rests over his belly, and the shock eases, as it always does.
This is why Hakoda is Bato's boyfriend.
Re: Bato/Hakoda, Because Hakoda is a Stud in the other memes.
Re: Bato/Hakoda, Because Hakoda is a Stud in the other memes.
A fire-scarred hand rests over his belly, and the shock eases, as it always does. In this hour, between the dying embers and the dawn, Hakoda can feel those doubts-
And let them flow away, sure and steady as the tides.
that was beautiful.
Re: Bato/Hakoda, Because Hakoda is a Stud in the other memes.
Aang/Zuko/Mai: "Everyone thought Aang had the flu and Mai had morning sickness."
But when you're part of the generation that stopped a war, rebuilt the Nations and basically gave the finger to a lot of centuries-old tradition in the process, free love is sort of small potaturnips in comparison. Besides, the Avatar’s supposed to promote union, peace and harmony between the four nations, and what’s more harmonious than a well-organized and (according to the sharp-eared maids) enthusiastic threesome?
Besides, it’s Midwinter, and in light of the triumphant rebirth of the sun, a lot of small sins are swept under the rug.
When the Lady Consort ends up very publicly ill at a banquet, tongues wag. It couldn’t be said she was no better than she ought to be, with her husband beside her the whole time, but speculations runs rampant about whether or not they’re going to have an airbending heir to the Burning Throne.
But then the Avatar himself follows suit, and a stomach bug goes through most of the high court before they lock things down, excoriate the kitchen staff and bring things back to normal in time for a formal hunt. The Avatar declines, and takes off on his flying bison for the mountains or the polar ice caps or wherever it is he decides to go next.
Lady Mai does not announce her pregnancy.
Gossip, as it ever does, runs rampant, although the first time the Firelord’s wife hears such speculation in the same room several women end up with suddenly pierced ears. The fashion trend does not catch on.
Long about six months later at the high Midsummer festivals, the Avatar returns, offering smiles and hugs for his favorite royal couple and sporting a rounded belly in distinct contrast with his long, willowy frame.
The young Firelord turns terribly red and buries his face in his hands, and the Lady Mai cracks up right there in public, something that’s been noted on calendars ever since.
Re: Aang/Zuko/Mai: "Everyone thought Aang had the flu and Mai had morning sickness."
Re: Aang/Zuko/Mai: "Everyone thought Aang had the flu and Mai had morning sickness."
Re: Aang/Zuko/Mai: "Everyone thought Aang had the flu and Mai had morning sickness."
Re: Aang/Zuko/Mai: "Everyone thought Aang had the flu and Mai had morning sickness."